I have got to work on this!
I see a dog: “KITTY” I see a shark: “KITTY” I see a squirrel: “KITTY” I see a cat: “Pup-squir-KITTY!”
Tumblr is killing me with all of the food...
My stomach is like “feed me” And I am like “no, you uglayyy and fat.”
The fifth gif in your folder is your reaction the...
thisisapileofshit: chotpot: gaytality: saltywithasideofcreamgravy: scootshaboot: snarkyhipstershark: gamzeehipstersparkles: valeriethefaggot: i don’t like penis? what O-oh. accurate yes im going to want to destroy it? What a valid response.
Is there nothing else nice about my appearance other than my hair? I mean damn, I don’t even try on my hair. I put effort into everything else. Fuck effort. And fuck bitches. I’m sick of feeling bad because other people are assholes and can’t get over themselves. It takes two to tango, that’s all I’m saying. And I love arguing, but sometimes I can’t with certain...
It just amazes me how the death of one celebrity...
Mom: You know, you just scored some big man points with me for that.
Mom: You just lost them.